willy feind

one hipster individual that feels the need deceivingly steel ones fellow hipsters penis

Harvey: wheres my penis gone #yolo
Jeffrey: Gareth took it!
Harvey: Damn! he such a willy feind!

by Snausage annihilator December 7, 2012

Gay Willie

When you have sex with another man dressed like a stranded islander and during sex you headbutt him and he kicks you out of the house.

Frank: I can't believe that guy pulled a Gay Willie on me last night.
Dan: What did you do to him?
Frank: I kicked him out of the house!

by TheGote September 6, 2012

willy gremlins

when you go to the toilet for a piss but can't urinate

Man i was so fucked last night i had a serious case of willy gremlins and couldn't piss

by little wang 123 July 29, 2013

Willy Vanilly

The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.

Person 1: Have you tried the Willy Vanilly?

Person 2: Ohh god! Oh fuck! OHHHHHH!!! UH!

by Kylerbizzle September 1, 2013

willy dipper

a willy dipper is a man who likes to dunk his penis into a cup of coffee then be given oral

man1 "hey baby fancy given me head?"
woman"na but ill give yu a willy dipper "
man1" ok ill go buy some coffee"

by grace oblong March 10, 2011

Filly Willy

The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.

Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!

by Jeremyhotpepper November 20, 2011

willy turnip

Willy turnip is an absolute sigma male, he is super strong and cool, do not fuck with the absolute unit that is willy turner. He’s also a huge fan of GRENVILLE

“omg is that a willy turnip, he’s gorgeous”

by eggyyyy January 7, 2022