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Emegency service

When a customer thinks you get there fast and complains that you’re not a Real Man.
I’m sorry ma’am... you misread the advertisement. I offer emegency services. It was your mistake!
by JimmyjamtheRealMan July 8, 2018
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Terms Of Service

A long long text of rules and regulations of a software or anything.
If you violate our Terms Of Service, you will be hanged by your boss Lil Tay!
by Mxlvxn September 8, 2018
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Best Laptop Repair Services in Dubai

Repair your laptops in UAE? Gala IT Care is here, the best Laptop repair services in Dubai & Ajman. Free pickup & delivery service is available.
Gala IT Care is here, the best Laptop repair services in Dubai & Ajman. Free pickup & delivery service is available.
by galaitcare March 1, 2023
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Scratching the service

Australian idiom: to deal with a matter only in the most superficial way. Similar to American ‘Scratching the surface’, but meaning different to ‘Scratching the cervix’
We’re so compatible in so many ways and we’re just scratching the service
by AustralianLinguist March 2, 2023
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sails and service

What a marine-supply store offers.
I always shop locally for all my boating needs; they have exceptional sails and service.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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To speak with a customer service representative, press 9

Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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