Ohio Mortar

When you shove a avocado seed in a girl's loose asshole and fuck the shit out of her and than she farts it out and you leave

I gave a drug addict a Ohio Mortar and that seed went flying.

by Titty monster January 12, 2023

Ohio hitch

(n.) In hay farming, when one of the strings around a rectangular bale breaks, a means of fixing it by tying one end of the broken string to the intact string on one end of the bale, running the string along the top of the bale, and tying the other end to the intact string on the other end of the bale.

Hey, that idiot Jason broke a bale. Do you remember how to use the /Ohio Twist?

That's not what it's called, you dunce. It's the Ohio hitch, and you do it by tying one end of the broken string to the intact string along one end of the bale, wrapping the string along the top of the bale, and then, after you compact the bale with your elbows, tying the other end of the string to the intact string on the other side of the bale.

by RamRancher20 August 11, 2023

california in ohio

it is california in ohio

holy smokes dude thats california in ohio

by brintonisgay April 22, 2021

Madison Ohio

it’s a pretty dead town a lot of old and some younger white racist people. The only thing they have going on is fast food restaurants that aren’t even good and a Walmart. That’s about it.

madison ohio: the place is a dump

by System is cool August 10, 2022

Ohio Sandwich

When you are making out with someone and vomit in their mouth.

Oh boy, i totally gave them an ohio sandwich last weekend and they just dm'd me asking if im free again tonight!

Oh boy, thats gross! Were they into it or something?

by allmullett May 6, 2022

What in the ohio

Something odd happening.

What in the Ohio just happened man?

someone just got eaten by a dragon.

by Coolboy300 October 8, 2022

Ohio Burrito

oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/

noun: plural: Ohio burritos

Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.

Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.

by MoltenPoo December 18, 2021