Model minority

Yeah that's something I saw some indian guy touch on that claim that it was bullshit. The immigrants already have some measure of success and are brought over here for that reason.

Hym "That sounds like a model minority thing and now evidence that what you're saying is correct."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2023

roll-model

An older human who claims to be one whom you should listen to and unquestioningly trust/follow/value everything he says about abstaining from premarital sex, but who in reality loves to majorly "get it on" wif hot chicks himself, and so he instead is merely someone whom you could emulate as far as his demonstrating "how it's done" --- i.e., da process of doing a few "over-and-over rotations" wif a girl in da hay.

Sniffy adult tongue-cluckers who point disapprovingly at young folks' engaging in unwedded bouncy-bouncies often act dat way not because they actually desire to help our nation's youth to live more "prim-'n'-proper" lives, but merely to cover da humiliatingly-hypocritical fact dat THEY THEMSELVES may have "gotten some" as teenagers, too --- what lousy roll-models!

by QuacksO March 21, 2023

Bulgarian Cam Model

A adult from Bulgaria that loves making adult stuff

Jessie : omg have you seen Haralambi? Emily : No Jessie : he is a Bulgarian cam model.

by Cupcakebackpack March 28, 2023

Model Magic

The practice of manipulating a financial model to maintain a 2.0x return despite discovering negative information during diligence. This is often achieved by increasing exit multiples, reducing Capex, manipulating working capital assumptions, increasing revenue growth rates and increasing gross margin assumptions among other tactics. This is also sometimes referred to as goal seek modeling where every factor other than purchase price is adjusted to arrive at the desired outcome.

Associate 1: I have some bad news, the Target's recent results are well below the banker model and suggest that the declining revenue and margins are continuing vs turning around.
Associate 2: No problem, I'll just apply a little Model Magic and the return will still be 2.0x

by Finance101 August 11, 2024

super model

That one girl you saw at the subway, the Burger King cashier, that baker that looks like she's running the place on her own while also carrying huge cakes herself.

Video: *shows the top super models*
Dude a: Hey bro check this out, these girls are so bug ass lookin, that's no super model
Dude b: Yeah, I've seen better.

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

Life Model

A proprietary personal development framework created by Ayori Selassie (see Wikipedia) that empowers individuals to intentionally design their lives with Life Model®, a structured approach integrating vision, values, goals, behaviors, and support systems.

The core element of Life Model® include Life Model® Canvas, Life Model Design® methodology, Life Model® Work Ethics, Life Model® Rest Ethics, 4 , and a 13-week transformation sprint to support sustainable behavior change and holistic well-being.

Trademark Note: Life Model® and Life Model Design® are registered trademarks of Ayori Selassie.

Using the Life Model®, she restructured her routines and mindset to align with her long-term purpose.

by Life Model March 29, 2025

Discrete Self Model

The unspoken assumption behind most of the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders): that every human is a neatly bounded, fully knowable individual who can be diagnosed like a glitchy toaster.

Used to justify labeling complex, context-driven human behavior as “disordered” while ignoring trauma, systems, relationships, and late-stage capitalism.

Symptoms may include:
• Taking your emotions personally
• Believing your thoughts are facts
• Assuming “normal” exists
• Diagnosing others on TikTok

Therapist: “Sounds like you might meet criteria for 296.89.”
Patient: “Or maybe I’m just rejecting the Discrete Self Model.”
Therapist: “…I’ll need to consult the DSM-6 for that.”

by seeing March 30, 2025