hotdog model

A deliberately absurd, low-stakes spectacle used as a tactical distraction, drawing attention away from a more serious or covert operation. Often involves public chaos, embarrassment, nudity, insanity, or humor to overwhelm observers while something else happens unnoticed.

Origin: “Hotdog Model”, a song by Undead Chickens, published on Suno on January 10, 2025.

Example:
“While everyone was filming the naked guy spinning in the lobby, the crew slipped out through the vents — classic hotdog model.”

Control....
Gotta hotdog model out here....
you got this on vid.....
chuckle fucker.....
nine inches....

by Undead Chickens January 11, 2026

ROME (Recursive Optimization for Model Enhancement)

A revolutionary AI framework that transforms traditional AI systems into highly efficient, self-improving platforms without the typical enterprise-scale infrastructure costs. ROME enables AI systems to learn and adapt from each interaction, achieving 99.90% accuracy while using 90.00% fewer computing resources than conventional AI solutions. It's essentially the difference between building a massive data center versus running a lean, intelligent system that delivers superior results. Most notably, ROME reduces implementation costs from $144,000+ to under $5,000 while cutting deployment time from 3 months to just 2 weeks. For executives looking to modernize their AI operations, ROME represents the shift from resource-heavy AI to intelligent optimization.

After implementing ROME (Recursive Optimization for Model Enhancement), we cut response times from 500ms to 76ms while maintaining optimal performance across 100,000+ daily interactions.

by Edan.AIS February 11, 2025

Humancentric Model

A framework focused on aligning power structures and societal systems around the collective well-being and flourishing of humanity. It emphasizes disrupting binaries, decentralizing power, and developing new incentive structures.

The humancentric model proposes a radical shift in how we organize society, urging policymakers to prioritize collective well-being over corporate profit and to create systems that empower communities rather than centralizing control in the hands of a few.

by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025

Model Magic

The practice of manipulating a financial model to maintain a 2.0x return despite discovering negative information during diligence. This is often achieved by increasing exit multiples, reducing Capex, manipulating working capital assumptions, increasing revenue growth rates and increasing gross margin assumptions among other tactics. This is also sometimes referred to as goal seek modeling where every factor other than purchase price is adjusted to arrive at the desired outcome.

Associate 1: I have some bad news, the Target's recent results are well below the banker model and suggest that the declining revenue and margins are continuing vs turning around.
Associate 2: No problem, I'll just apply a little Model Magic and the return will still be 2.0x

by Finance101 August 11, 2024

Life Model

A proprietary personal development framework created by Ayori Selassie (see Wikipedia) that empowers individuals to intentionally design their lives with Life Model®, a structured approach integrating vision, values, goals, behaviors, and support systems.

The core element of Life Model® include Life Model® Canvas, Life Model Design® methodology, Life Model® Work Ethics, Life Model® Rest Ethics, 4 , and a 13-week transformation sprint to support sustainable behavior change and holistic well-being.

Trademark Note: Life Model® and Life Model Design® are registered trademarks of Ayori Selassie.

Using the Life Model®, she restructured her routines and mindset to align with her long-term purpose.

by Life Model March 29, 2025

Discrete Self Model

The unspoken assumption behind most of the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders): that every human is a neatly bounded, fully knowable individual who can be diagnosed like a glitchy toaster.

Used to justify labeling complex, context-driven human behavior as “disordered” while ignoring trauma, systems, relationships, and late-stage capitalism.

Symptoms may include:
• Taking your emotions personally
• Believing your thoughts are facts
• Assuming “normal” exists
• Diagnosing others on TikTok

Therapist: “Sounds like you might meet criteria for 296.89.”
Patient: “Or maybe I’m just rejecting the Discrete Self Model.”
Therapist: “…I’ll need to consult the DSM-6 for that.”

by seeing March 30, 2025

We Have to Make the Operating Model Work

A phrase often said by a person, usually a person in a management role, who requires specific tasks to be completed but does not have the knowledge or skill set to complete the task his or herself.

A head chef was hired despite having no cooking experience and told me to cook a new chicken platter. When I asked at what temperature should I cook the chicken, the chef replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."

I was given a task to build a gingerbread house with only a dirty q-tip and a used condom. When I asked my manager in what fucked up world this makes any sense, he replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."

by GrimReaper408 April 1, 2025