Balloon knot

A tiny stink hole that looks like a tied up balloon knotted up nicely.

Angela asked her doctor if it was safe for her boyfriend rod to bust open her sphincter. Angela’s doctor replied, “Your balloon knot is tied tighter than a Boy Scout knot but that it would take a lot of lube to bust that knot wide open.

by Doctor cherry popper June 12, 2020

Christmas knot

A Christmas Knot is when two men tie their penises together and ejaculate at the same time on two women while saying “take this you ho ho hoes!!!”

“Hey Onii-chan I want a Christmas Knot!!!!”

by Maxamagican September 9, 2020

crotch knot

Referring to the male genitalia.

He punched me in my crotch knot.

by gaysensualist October 25, 2012

Side Knot

When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.

-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."

-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."

by jaminjason November 20, 2011

goiter knot

when two goiters (abscess filled sore) grow together over time and tie into a giant puss filled knot.

That skanky bitch Sally went camping for a month. She got slammed 30 times and didnt wash her clam once ! all of her pubic hairs became ingrown, unleashing a field of goiters. eventually all the goiters grew together and became tangled into a wall of un-combale goiter knots. (soaked in piss)

by met_l_hed September 10, 2011

Ack knot

Any person with a bun or top knot ponytail to be used as a handle to forcibly drive your penial area down their throat until they ack , ack, ack, ack......

I grab Jason mamoa's ack knot ,he opened his mouth and I entered and he went ack, ack ,ack .

by Footlong giver March 12, 2023

Whore knot

Slang term originating in the sex industry for an anus

Karen walked gingerly down the stairs as her whore knot was still tender from the attention it received from Scott last night.

Gerald ate the curry knowing full well that his whore knot would be on fire tomorrow morning.

"Hey darlin, it's my birthday so bend over and let me do you in the whore knot"

by choppascott March 17, 2023