male infantile homosexuality

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a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.

I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

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by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 18, 2023

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Homosexuality

A mental disorder, in witch you are attracted to the same gender

We should kill all people who agree with homosexuality

by Urban Dictionary user 5177 April 14, 2023

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bill & teds homosexual adventure

Bill & teds homosexual adventure is a song by gay punk rock band “Pansy Division”

It’s time for bill & teds homosexual adventure

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023

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Homosexual

It's when a guy's attracted to other guy
(Note: NOT all gays have to identify as male, some can identify with not-so male pronouns)

Edd: "I'm in love with Jayden!"

Douchy Daisy: "I can fix that and make you straight~"

Edd: "I doubt having sex with a girl will make me straight"

Jayden: "Edd and I are proud homosexual men!"

by European_Shockshell >~< November 24, 2023

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Homosexual Siren

A person, who is a male, who is trying to lure a straight male from being in love with females to changing their ways of a "straight male" to being in love with males. They use words such as, "Hey daddy", "Hey pretty" and "How are you baby girl". If the plan is a success, they turned the straight male into a homosexual. You can stop them from being trapped by saying the sentences, "I am not gay, I am straight and I only like women" and "I do not feel comfortable with you saying things like that, please stop". If you say these sentences, they become weak, the more you say the sentences, the more weaker they'll become.

Friend (Homosexual Siren): Hey daddy.
Friend (Not a Homosexual Siren): Dude how many times do I have to tell you!? I am not gay, I am straight and I only like women!
Friend (Homosexual Siren): Woah calm down!

by Eldarion7713 November 27, 2023

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