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Government Shutdown

Oh hey, would you look at that? They're taking another vacation! Fantastic! I'll just sit here and let the infection continue to eat away at my brainz and then you just fuck off into the night and do whatever, right?
Hym "Ho! That is not a surprise at all. There was never a 'Well maybe we won't shut it down if so-and-so does whatever.' No. The government shutdown was always going to happen. They are going to do to the rest of you what they are doing to me and what they have been doing at those town halls. Walk away from you as you're talking to them. Go to their homes. Pull up the shutters. And wait it out. Wait for you to tire yourselves out. They are going to come back later with 'Alright guys we did it. We did the deal-contract and now we can get back to talking about UFOs. FuUuUuck me! No I'll just sit here though. Don't mind me."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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Government Issue

Anything issued to an inmate in a county, state, or federal prison, by the prison itself. Also the name of a punk rock band.
This razor sucks! What do you expect, it’s government issue.
by Deranged Don November 2, 2025
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when you were doing really well typing something in monkeytype and were gonna beat your pb and then you fuck up one word and its over so you rage quit and spam you keyboard
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by @#$%^&*! January 4, 2026
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Government Fent

opioid substitution therapy (suboxone/methadone)

funded by your local government entity for free.
"gotta go get my Government Fent before the pharmacy closes"
by whyzyk January 17, 2025
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Government Cheese

Poverty, the state of being poor

Also known as “eating cheese from the government
(Talking about a rich person)
“You can tell they ain’t never got a taste of that Government Cheese”

(Talking about making it out)
“Can’t believe I used to live off Government Cheese”

(Talking about someone poor)
“They look like they have Government Cheese for every meal”
by ñēvērłāñd March 12, 2025
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Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.
I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.
by Voxicles May 23, 2023
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Government mind Control

Usually fantasys like laws, money, and other bullshit based on there paranoid bullshit

but mainly is the use of nanotech in vaccines to cause tinnitus on sides of the brain acting as binairial beats actings as someone asking permisstion on linking something to an emotion, u can tell when the hook is placed by a ring on one side, brain having a sound thats constant to a ringing feeding of of bodys electrical charge.
You can tell when the hook is tying to catch a fish u could say but a light pressure on the opposite side of the head from the ringing, causing subconcious changes in body features, hence reptiles and possibly sacral energy
government mind control, its just some game they play to keep there slaves to busy to leave there fantasy, its only the spartans who give birth to men not so fn laws or titles
by MyneOwedWoos June 20, 2023
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