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Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
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golf time yeah

When the boys are getting fired up to get out on the course you shout the fraise “Golf time yeah” mainly the sentence is shouted well intoxicated
Guy 1: let’s rip 9 after work

Guy 2: I’m down as long as there’s beers

Guy 1: GOLF TIME YEAH
by Jakespancakes May 22, 2023
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gorilla golf

When Lebron James dunks the basketball, that is gorilla golf at its finest.
by Convict's Comic May 24, 2023
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Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.
She went Golfing all over that guy.
by pornstitute June 17, 2023
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Belmar Golf Club

A hideout for ugly older lesbian women that are married to misogynistic weirdo men.
I saw a waitress get her ass slapped at Belmar Golf Club. Nobody cared or really did anything about it. The girl is in therapy now, I hope she comes out alright.
by Eat Good Eat Good June 25, 2023
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Golf Herpes

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.
Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.
by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023
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Golf Ball

Slang term in used throughout the Destiny community that means "Ascendant Shard" due to the item's shape that looks like a golf ball
"Bro, how many golf balls u have"
"I have 2 in my inventory to get that cool kiosk exotic, I still have more in my vault:
by an exo that plays destiny February 25, 2023
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