Shard farming

Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.

Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!

by kevinator07 October 23, 2019

AFK Farm

A setup in a video game that allows a player to amass items without doing anything. Often associated with the game Minecraft.

I built an AFK farm for sugarcane to run overnight.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

AFK Farm

Was used in Minecraft and Roblox for get more items without controlled by a player or auto controlled

This is why how afk farm for roblox game called build a boat also watch jessetc channel for more roblox build a boat afk farm stuff

by Bak Hyemi June 13, 2021

Animal Farm

When you fill a bathtub with various types of warmed animal semen, usually farm animals, and bathe in it.

Man I really enjoyed that Animal Farm last night.

by MarshallBurnetts March 11, 2022

Dairy Farm

Sweat shops comprised of rows of women hooked up to breast pumps to produce breast milk for body builders in the early 90s.

Joshua: Hey Mike, did you swing by the Dairy Farm?

Mike: Hell yeah brah. I got the breast milk. Will you spot my bench?

Joshua: Totally bro.

by MattSicko November 17, 2020

Farming awws

Trying to get a group of people to find you cute or feels sympathy for you through mildly manipulative tactics.

Craig, after being called out in front of some hot chicks: But...my mom died when i was young and my father is a alcoholic :(

hot chicks: poor thing :(

josh: dude, stop farming awws

by thinasadime February 12, 2021

Prostate Farm

What you get when you merge the insurance of Progressive, All State, and State Farm.

Guy: "What's your insurance plan?"
Guy 2: I have a prostate farm."

by HawaiiPDX March 9, 2021