New England

Where attractive women from other states come to, in order to be transformed into trashy single moms by toothless hillbillies.

Clarissa went to New England for summer vacation and came back pregnant with deer antler tattoos after dating the hillbillies. Now she's looking for a "real man" to support her and the baby because she "works full time" as a "stay at home mommy" for her mentally disabled kid.

by Mfgihateithere June 30, 2021

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New England Double Down

When you have a cold and buy both Ny-Quil and Day-Quil. You drink the Ny-Quil, sleep for ten hours, wake up and accidentally drink more Ny-Quil instead of Day-Quil.

I pulled a New England Double Down on Friday morning and didn't wake up again until Saturday night!

by RSE Thellin March 3, 2011

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st george of england

A man who represents England to a T. Likes his tea hot, his government Crowned, and his Irishmen oppressed. May exhibit a strong attraction to those who resemble Winston Churchill. Is normally quite attractive, with a large phallus. This fact leads to unparalleled arrogance combined with the view that the Empire shall rise again. Usually has a good sense of humor (of the British variety, of course). May become obsessed with shows on any of the BBCs, no matter the quality. May be seen sporting a top hat and monocle.

Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)

Drunkard 1: Hey, look at that hot guy! I'm going to wish him a happy St. Paddy's Day!

Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...

Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...

Drunkard 2: As is his ego...

by Erisia March 16, 2011

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