Children

Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.

"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"

by ash da legend October 6, 2023

children

little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience

“awh when are you gonna have children??”
“NEVER fml i despise them”

by mooimaria November 21, 2021

Children

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).

bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!

by Clill Binton October 17, 2019

Children

Ballz.

Children r saggy!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 19, 2020

Children

food.

a children burger

by Lil Stanky November 21, 2020

chest children

Boobs, especially big ones

When I wish her happy birthday, I’ll make sure to say it to her two chest children too

by maxreboband November 22, 2020

children

little shits

Person 1: you heard about Polly's new kid?
Person 2: Yeah, I hate children though.

by timothy10583 November 23, 2020