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Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.
Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock
by blocking the cock June 15, 2011
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kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare
i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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around the block

by bbwloverjoe October 14, 2007
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cock blocks

Trying to prevent someone from getting a woman/piece of pussy that someone else is trying to get.
I am talking to that blond chick, and that asshole cock blocks me, trying to get her for himself.
by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006
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Adult Block

An instinctual filtration of what is spoken about among friends when adults are around.
I was talking about sex with my friends, but then my parent's came home and we had to stop. Major Adult Block!
by MrCoolDude12313i12390 March 2, 2010
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GF Blocked

When you have a GF (girlfriend) and suddenly all the chicks want you. and your GF is now blocking you from scoring with them all.
Dude 1: Bro, this chick is hot

Dude 2: Yeah, too bad i'm being GF blocked
by Mrdudemanguysir11 January 26, 2010
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Mouth Block

When one prevents another from being able to come to his/her house and eat his/her mother's food.
1.) Friend - "Sorry man, you can't come over, I have a ton of chores I need to get done"

You - "Dammit, you're mouth blocking me big time man, your mom's enchiladas are the best!"

2.) Chris' mom's food is the best, but he's always mouth-blocking me. Bastard.
by tycoon34 January 4, 2011
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