teeter beater

A device used to flop breasts around for arousal.

I enjoy using my teeter beater.

by Lil’ Mama Hutch January 19, 2022

Oak beater

A man who beats his wood when he goes into the forest and then he comes home with lots of wood for the fire

Wood cutter: Damn bro that jake guy is so good he is an oak beater
Jake: I know im so strong and it gets the job done

by ImTwisTy January 20, 2022

Bongo Beater

Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.

Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater

OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater

by QueenLatisha May 30, 2022

Beaters

A group of ugly girls that no one wants

No those are beaters I don't want to talk to them

by mcransom November 3, 2021

Bootyhole Beater

When you try to fist someone's ass hole but your fist is too big.

Man, you're a bootyhole beater.

by One guy who is chillin' November 11, 2021

Buzzer beater

When you manage to squat over the toilet just before defecating.

“Oh man that was a buzzer beater. Those hot wings snuck up on me quick”

by Phlegm13 November 16, 2021

Beater cock

A willing hookup participant when no decent options are available.

Did you see that beater cock Mary came home with last night? Must have been slim pickings at the saloon. She definitely got an STD

by Dolemite Jones March 14, 2022