zach

The douche who goes to college, goings a frat, cheats on his girlfriend, then gets a beer belly.

Hey remember that hot guy from high school? He's such a zach now.

by sneaky bitch! December 12, 2012

zach

1 a skater
2 a bitch

3 sociopath
4 me
5 gay surfer
6 pulls up his pants past his waist and dances like a faggot

male: did u see zach today!!!!
female: yea he pulled up his pants at the park today
male: i no thats not hot

by mooning fat men May 23, 2010

zach

It is not actually the same name as zack.
The ch in this version of the name must actually be pronounced like the ch at the end of hatch.
Therefore anyone spelling their name Zach instead of Zack should actually be called Za-chh.

Hi! I'm Zach.
Are you really... or are you a Za-chh?

by MonkeyClown October 3, 2007

zach

A nice, kind caring guy, he can easily punch someone and knock them out but never would hit a girl. He is caring, sweet and easy to fall for. He has a kind personality and worries if someone is mad at him and doesn't like to have drama. he's very sweet and caring but also very independent. He likes to stay in shape and has an amazing smile. His brown eyes and hair are to die for.

Zach is perfect for me!

by MashaToka December 15, 2018

zach

zach is a bit of a nob not gonna lie lmao. hes quite gay but hes the best gay ever. zachychan is his nickname

hey did you say him
yeah qdgqwdhwqjbdw zachattack

by pengtingbumbum July 13, 2019

zach

the most gucciest

he is zach the gucci

by achzay March 12, 2019

zach

arrogant and doesn't know when to shut his mouth. there is no way to date him on a long term because he likes to play girls. there isn't a boy out there worse than zach. when meeting them, make sure they keep their eyes on your face and nowhere else... zach's can be funny and sweet but all around bratty and annoying. and for some reason he always gets girls to date him more than once and fall for him.

zach broke up with me, again.

by yo-momma- March 16, 2019