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Toobin

Shameless masturbation, especially when on a Zoom call with colleagues. Bonus points- stroking your meat while on the clock.
What’s up brah?!”

Not much just Toobin it
by No.1_2U October 19, 2020
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Toobin: masturbating in front of large audience... preferably on line(zoom)
Dude... I was on zoom with my homies and forgot I left my camera on. They totally caught me TOOBIN!
by Fischhead October 19, 2020
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Toobin

To be your own Chief of Staff
To conduct your own polling
With nobody to help him, he decided to go Toobin. He went Toobin to see how he felt about the topic.
by Frank Grimes VIII October 20, 2020
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Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.
“Man, they really care about the Supreme Court, huh?”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”
by RightRev October 19, 2020
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Toobin

When you expose yourself on a video call.
Please refrain from Toobin while chatting with colleagues on a video conference.
by SEAZD October 19, 2020
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toobin'

to inadvertently pull one's penis out during a Zoom video call
Can you believe Scottie on the Zoom call earlier? He must have forgotten his camera was on. Sally was right in the middle of her pitch and he just started toobin' out of nowhere.
by Jeffie Ross October 19, 2020
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Toobin is when you jerkoff on a live Zoom call.
Did you see that CNN guy Jeffrey get caught toobin on a Zoom call?
by DC13 October 19, 2020
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