Used by fans of Star Trek to emphasize great sex. Giving someone a temporal torpedo means it was so amazing, that they forgot how to even tell time.
1. "I gave it to my girl so hard last night she had to show me her watch and ask ME what time it was"
2. "ahh...gave her the Temporal Torpedo, huh?!"
2. "ahh...gave her the Temporal Torpedo, huh?!"
by BrayIsTheWay August 4, 2022
Get the Temporal Torpedo mug.Clearly the case. There is clearly some kind of temporal misalignment going on but, conversely, I don't know whether or not this works if there isn't one. So... Whatever. Um... This was not how this was supposed to work. I was doing a lot all at the same time and got lost in abstraction. So for that I'm sorry. This is confusing. Even for me. And I'm the greatest mind who ever lived. Well, for now at least. So that's saying a lot.
Hym "Uuuuummm... Yeah. Clearly some temporal misalignment. Can't really change it though or the antecedent chain doesn't lead to the group home.... Hmm... How would this have to work such that I don't fuck it up initially?"
Iam "Boo- The maintaining our entire consciousness after we reset and a hud would do it. Probably... Boong... Boong... Boong..."
Hym "Yeah... Yes it would... But if we don't reset we had to have not fucked it up at all... But if we affected anything in the past initially we couldn't have fucked anything up and all of this was necessary... Hmm... Well, then, excellent job me... Nah. It'll work out. Well, no, hold on. Refine the moral gradient and juxtapose an intersubjective moral gradient..."
Iam "Boo- The maintaining our entire consciousness after we reset and a hud would do it. Probably... Boong... Boong... Boong..."
Hym "Yeah... Yes it would... But if we don't reset we had to have not fucked it up at all... But if we affected anything in the past initially we couldn't have fucked anything up and all of this was necessary... Hmm... Well, then, excellent job me... Nah. It'll work out. Well, no, hold on. Refine the moral gradient and juxtapose an intersubjective moral gradient..."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2026
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Get the Temporality mug.Fleeting feels trip down memory lane; big yearning vibes for epic experiences, flexed or otherwise. The pine for Rose-tinted A E S T H E T I C, or of the retro-future that leaves us asking "What if?"
As I stared at the grainy VHS footage of 90's Japan, wishing I was there, a wave of temporal mourning washed over me
by I_Can_Haz_Memories March 24, 2025
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Definition:
1. Climatic condition or atmospheric state prevailing in a place.
2. Phenomena characterizing weather (clime) patterns.
3. General meteorological situation impacting daily life.
4. Variable conditions determine outdoor activities.
Significance:
• It defines weather (clime) or climate states clearly.
• It emphasizes the variability of atmospheric conditions.
• It identifies regional differences in climates.
• It avoids incomprehensible or ambiguous expressions or homophones.
• It simplifies discussions of meteorological topics.
• It improves clarity in environmental contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "weather."
Singular noun: tempore
Plural noun: tempores
Definition:
1. Climatic condition or atmospheric state prevailing in a place.
2. Phenomena characterizing weather (clime) patterns.
3. General meteorological situation impacting daily life.
4. Variable conditions determine outdoor activities.
Significance:
• It defines weather (clime) or climate states clearly.
• It emphasizes the variability of atmospheric conditions.
• It identifies regional differences in climates.
• It avoids incomprehensible or ambiguous expressions or homophones.
• It simplifies discussions of meteorological topics.
• It improves clarity in environmental contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "weather."
Singular noun: tempore
Plural noun: tempores
Examples:
• "Forecasters predict changing tempores this week (septane)."
• "Tourists adjust plans based on current tempores."
• "Seasonal tempores affect agricultural reproductions."
• "Geographical locations vary drastically in tempores."
• "Studying tempores assist to comprehend climate change."
• "Forecasters predict changing tempores this week (septane)."
• "Tourists adjust plans based on current tempores."
• "Seasonal tempores affect agricultural reproductions."
• "Geographical locations vary drastically in tempores."
• "Studying tempores assist to comprehend climate change."
by Dmitrio February 3, 2026
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