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tel-apartable

When you cannot tell someone apart, they are not tel-apartable.
Kerst said that they were so similar they were not tel-apartable.
by Race horse June 10, 2021
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7-Tel Rollin’ 40s Neighborhood Crips

Detroit branch of the LA Rollin’ 40s, mostly around Grand River & Telegraph to 6 Mile (“Parcside Zone”). Allied with Rollin’ 60s, 113 OBC, and Rollin’ 100s; rivals with 5Point Nation, Hyena Crips, 107 Hoovers, and Black P. Stones.
“Graffiti along Grand River shows the 7-Tel Rollin’ 40s Neighborhood Crips claiming their Parcside Zone turf while keeping tabs on 5PN tags.”—Redford local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
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Tel Aviv Slingshot

When you shit into a slingshot then ejaculate in the slingshot on top of the shit, and then attempt to launch the concoction toward a consenting person of choice (commonly a partner or signicant other).
"I am going to perform a Tel Aviv Slingshot you, and you can't stop me!" Yelled Person 1.
"Please do, I give you consent," Replied Person 2.
by koneyboney February 5, 2026
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Tel Aviv Tom

A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.
“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”

Or

“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”

And

“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026
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Tel Aviv Tom

A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.
“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”

Or

“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”

And

“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026
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Tel Aviv Tom

A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.
“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”

Or

“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”

And

“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026
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