Swoon

A word used as a substitute to "Junky" or an other substance abuser

"Jake is such a swoon."

by Walmart Shopping Cart May 19, 2023

prune swoon

A smelly fart.

That was a prune swoon. Sorry,

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

swoon

Making someone love you. Most effective way to use is by making sure to tell the girl that you have 1000 fortnite wins and have a 40 kill game.

I'm gonna swoon her

by WillSoutham December 29, 2018

SWOON

Swoon is a sad young man he distracts himself with booze,weed,and games he complains about life's problems but does nothing to fix them he falls in love easily because he hasn't had any human contact in a year he often thinks about suicide because he is too tired of life itself he often asks himself "why was I born" but, he still has potential to fix his mistakes and get the fuck out the grave he dug

"oh it's a Swoon"

by horny cripster March 16, 2021

SWOON

the thing the knight does in Deltarune!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

Susie: “Not so tough now, are yo-
*SWOON*

by Thatshaxo July 9, 2025

Va va Swoon

Describes a complexity of attraction involving romance and lust.

That sexy beast in the next cube row is brains and brain. Quintessential Va Va Swoon.

by Kiki VonBacon February 26, 2025

Boomer-swooning

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.

That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.

by Jimboliah007 December 11, 2023