Swiper

a perfect girl on the internet who can make you smile every day

A: What did you do last night?

B: I talked to swiper
A: LUCKY

by arrestnab December 22, 2019

Swiper

Swiper is a hot fucker who will swipe yo girl and yo man faster than you can say "Swiper, no swiping!" Swipes virginities left and right.

Dora: Swiper, no swip-
In a flash her clothes were gone and a furry dick was inserted into her vagina.
Swiper: Too late, babe, I've swiped your virginity.
Dora: *groans* Harder, daddy ahhh~

by $wiperfox420 September 23, 2020

Swipers Remorse

When on tinder you either swipe right on an ugly person or left on a hot person. Regretting your choice instantly or later down the road.

Guy1: None of these girls are hot.
Guy2:Really? You have to have atleast one hottie.
Guy1: I haven't seen one.....FUCK!
Guy2:What?!
Guy1:I just swiped left on a dime. Son of a bitch. I'm going to have swipers remorse on that one.

by Interemptor August 23, 2016

Raw chicken swiper

Someone who uses the excuse of eating raw chicken to have the day off sick.

Cirian Durrant is a Raw Chicken swiper

by Adamg234 October 7, 2021

Swiper

SWIPER NO SWIPING !

SWIPER I SAID NO FU#@$@ SNIPING!!!!

by Yeet :) July 4, 2021

Finger Swiper

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real finger swiper.

by JWH88 December 31, 2011

Crafty Swiper

When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away

Where's my pudding gone Steve?

The crafty swiper has had it

by anonymous May 30, 2023