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stop splaining

A command to shut someone up when you don't want to hear what the other person has to say, nor explain the reason why.
Larry tried explaining his ambitious unrealized dreams to Anne, but there was no way Anne could understand his rambling lectures, and half baked ideas.
As soon as Larry would say one of his key words Anne was on que like a conditioned Pavlov Dog with rabies uncontrollably command Larry to stop splaining.

Larry would pout, and stammer in response, but with no hope of continuing.
by mlhiss May 7, 2020
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URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.
Please stop URL-splaining me with tedious articles and engage me in proper conversation.
by b2kb2k September 20, 2020
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tyler splaine

a very sexy man with a very large cock
Tyler splaine is sexy as hell
by Tyler splaine February 13, 2018
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culture-splain

When a person of another culture starts explaining how their culture works before even realizing that you might know what it is.
Shut yo ass up Jorge! Don’t try to culture-splain wit yo Speedy-Gonzales lookin ass
by ChrisC_ November 29, 2018
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Gie-Splaining

When a company or celebrity are promoting a product or project but instead use the platform to virtue signal SJW politics. The term is gender specific.

Brie-splaining : is derived from Brie Larson projecting SJW politics when promoting Captain Marvel. It is the female version of the term.
Gie-splaining : is derived from Gielette using it's a best a man can get commercials to project SJW politics. It is the Male version of the term.
Donny paid for air time on television to sell his product. Upon taping for his time he rattles off about politics supporting nazi feminism.

Viewers watching exasperated states while shutting off the television " I really dont need a commercial gie-splaining to me about a political slant."
by antayat March 8, 2019
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Cam-splaining

Political candidates who must try to explain negative or questionable actions from their past.
It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.
by Major Thomas Randle February 6, 2019
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Wo-splain

The explaination of something by a woman typically to a man, regarded as condescending or patronizing. Antonym to mansplain.
I'm listening to a woman wo-splain how to make half and half to her chef boyfriend.
by Lvonisenberg November 4, 2023
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