Shituation

1) A really crappy predicament. A shitty situation that you find yourself in that is almost unfair.

2) An accidental poop event that requires some strategy to resolve

1. This COVID shituation makes it hard for me to drop a deuce in public places anymore.
2. I couldn't find an open restroom and now I've got a serious shituation to deal with before my meeting...

by raujero December 11, 2020

Shituation

A really really messed up situation

"Your brother got himself in a bad shituation after shaving accident "

by Psykrates April 3, 2023

Shituation

Shituation - pronounced like "situation": def. the sudden realization of an impending intestinal commotion of some sort, but most commonly used when referring to the need to get to the nearest bathroom facilities that will hopefully provide the privacy and comfort needed in order to assure a smooth delivery of the offending intestinal ordnance.

Todd: Hey man, take the next exit...I feel a serious shituation coming on!

Joe: I know, right?

by Backandforth November 24, 2011

Shituation

A poop that comes on so quickly you aren't sure you'll make it to the can.

Man, I was stuck in traffic this morning and almost had a real shituation.

by grinner71 September 15, 2011

Shituate

To Situate your ass on the toilet seat when getting ready to crap.

"Before I crap I always try to shituate myself"

by Mafew Mizzle May 4, 2008

Shituation

When you're in a situation that is really shitty.

You seem stressed dude, what's up?

Oh, yeah dude I'm in kind of a shituation right now.

by VollDasBrainEyy January 11, 2019

Shituation

A compromising set of circumstances that, whilst appearing to have one or more possible solutions, will develop, proceed and culminate in a way that can only be described as shitty.

"We never see him any more though, it just seems a bit disrespectful."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."

"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."

by jayksroom March 7, 2015