Procrasturbate

Sexually pleasuring oneself as a means to avoid completing some task(s). More often than not, this action is detrimental and negatively affects the procrasturbator.

Greg: Hey, did you submit that proposal last night?
Ryan: Nah, I started to procrasturbate after dinner and ended up missing the deadline.

by JustKeepTugging January 11, 2023

Procrasturbating

To masturbate when you should be studying.

I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.

by Zachary Carapetis July 4, 2008

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by the act of masturbating.

"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"

by D-daii March 25, 2010

procrasturbate

To avoid work by looking at porn, looking at porn of course leads to masturbation.

Billy would procrasturbate to milf porn instead of working on his English final.

by darqcyde December 23, 2008

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by masturbating.

With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!

by xHoneyBeex June 12, 2011

procrasturbation

Using masturbation as a tool of procrastination, as a method of delaying an activity that you needed to do.

I had a lot of work to do today, but instead I did some intense procrasturbation.

by Kyle Whitley August 6, 2007

Procrasturbate

The act of putting off something for the sake of masturbation.

Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?

by Williamjmcelroy August 15, 2009