Dirty Maude

When your friend’s grandma gets banged so rough she’s covered in dark bruises and smells like feces

I pulled a dirty Maude on my dads mother

by Gmoneymight April 4, 2023

Mauding

To show up uninvited and lurk at a funeral of someone you do not know. In most cases, those that maude do not know anyone attending the funeral either. (A term in reference to the movie 'Harold and Maude.')

- Oh, dude... Pasha was totally mauding at my grandfather's funeral last weekend. It was so fucked up!

- Dude, just because he shared that his grandmother passed isn't a good reason to show up and maude him!

by Kawaii_General July 7, 2022

Maude

Someone who deleted his/her social medias for some days after saying 'love you!!'
Hiding feelings

Man...can't believe she's not online...such a maude

by Acroultaore July 20, 2022

Maud

Someone who leads a conventional life and follows the rules of society, but ends up unfulfilled and alone. It’s a reference to the poem “Sadie and Maud” by Gwendolyn Brooks.

Maud, who went to college,
Is a thin brown mouse.
She is living all alone
In this old house.

by Dreamgirl42069 September 15, 2022

Maud

Being a Maud means being the most unique, optimistic and caring person on earth. Although, a Maud can be very chaotic, when they find the time for you they are the most pleasure and joyest company you can hang out with. Maud’s have a great feeling of responsibility towards solving all the pain, needs and issues of the world (in particular animals). Moreover, being a Maud means you get quite a lot attention and stalkers because your looks are gorgeous like all the worlds beautiness has been centered down to Maud’s heart and Maud’s body and face. Last, Maud’s are so sweet and kind that people with bad intentions may misuse them. However, good people will see their true hearts and will cherish their goodness with all the love they deserve and need.

Wauw that girl was just perfect, she got all you can wish to have and is worth more than gold. She is such a Maud.

by Novakoekie November 20, 2021

Lucy Maud Montgomery

The one red haired girl from an anime called Bungou Stray Dogs who is so pretty.

Person 1: Who is your favorite character from Bungou Stray Dogs?
Person 2: Lucy Maud Montgomery <3

by Pinklette July 30, 2021

Maud High School

A place where half the people show up high or drunk and if they don’t they’re most likely the rich ones who do athletics and are coaches kids. basically where all good thinks go to die.

She’s a Maud High School girl you should get your hopes up, she’s either high or a bitch.

by wtf.is.going.on March 4, 2022