Lex

The coolest, sexiest man on the planet. All Lex’s are billionaires with killer smiles and private jets. Just don’t get on their bad sides. All Lex’s are very capable assassins, due to the Lex School of Assassination that all Lex’s must attend. Lex’s are also know to be pro gamers

I think Lex is the coolest, sexiest man on the planet. Boy, do I wish I was Lex right now.

by lex.luther January 4, 2022

Lex

a noble yet medium sized subject resembeling a tuff of prairie grass in the hair regions. Yet the creature is stout in the mid section and houses very fit legs. Although you would suspect a body type such as this to excel at sports and waterskiing this is not the case, he choses to eliminate kids all over the interntet one by one playing world of warcraft while staring into their eyes through a LG webcam. and so he is known as by his many misled followers AKA: the sacred shit demon of woodbay and by this continued success he has became famous among shithawks around the world.

Man Lex's legs are growing stouter each day

by veronika13245 July 11, 2010

Lex

A chill black guy who tells funny stories.

"I knew the guy was a genuine lex the day I met him"

by Robert Frost. November 24, 2013

Lex

Another term for a pedophile. A Lex usually aims for children between the ages of 4 and 7, when they are too young to understand but know what they want.

Person A: That guy raped a five year old girl last night.
Person B: What a Lex!

by MelanieLex April 16, 2007

lexes

somebody that lies; yet the lies are quite funny, rapid speaker; not afraid of bugs and or animals.

stop lying! your acting like a lexes!
OR
in ancient greece, there was once a man or woman named lexes that spoke really quick.
OR
once and lexes, always a lexes; brave and courages! not scared of bugs!

by FOOZ. January 19, 2009

Lex

A "Lex" is a lady that sucks mad dick, eye contact the whole time, and swallows without hesitation. Then she will make you a steak and feed it to you, bite by bite. She'll rub your feet and do your laundry. If you find a Lex, put a ring on that immediately.

Bro 1: Hey how was your date last night?
Bro 2: Yo man she was a total Lex, it was amazing.

Bro 1: Woah man, a Lex? You got a ring yet?
Bro 2: I'm on my way now, bro.

by boulderbutt April 13, 2015

Lexing

When someone is being perverted.
also;pedofile,being a creep,molesting

Stop lexing that little girl!

by murushi October 13, 2011