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Dick Leash

When a girl is on an imaginary leash of a guy, meaning he has power or control over her in a way that she more or so bends to his whim. The male figure does not have to be a boy friend but just a male who has control. The girl may be under said male's charm, physical attraction, or some other trait that the girl takes interest in. It may also be from black mail or some sort of manipulative control to make said girl bend to their will and do what they please.
Samantha: Hey, did you see the new tron movie?

Ronny: Did I say you could talk, bitch? Speak only when spoken to, fucking bitch
Samantha: Your right :\ I'm sorry.
David: (whispers) Hey luke, is it me or does Ronny seem to have Sam on a total dick leash?

Luke: yeah man i totally agree.

(girl is tying shoes for a friend who asked her to tie his shoes)

Person 1: Well someone seems to be on a pretty tight dick leash.
Public bystanders: (laughing)
by Bferrari24 January 8, 2011
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freak on a leash

one who should be kept in a straight jacket and muzzle due to their overall bizarreness.
"Rick James is such a freak on a leash."

"Indeed."
by she who says meow July 23, 2004
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Penis leash

1. (adj)- An off-the-wall insult for an annoying person.

2. (noun)- A sex toy.

3. (noun)- A tongue twister.
1. Matthew, stop being a penis leash!

2. Austin's girlfriend didn't appreciate the penis leash he got her for her birthday.

3. PENIS LEASH, PENIS LEASH, PENISH LEASE, PENISH LEASHE!
by Captain Cocktopus July 9, 2011
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dick leashed

Like being pussy whipped, this is when a woman is "whipped" by her man.
Don't invite Sidney out tonight. Shell end up just texting her man all night. She's so dick leashed!
by Mr.bojangles November 14, 2014
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child leash

A piece of hated child-safety equipment that could have saved Harambe.
"Yeah, if they had just used a child leash Harambe would be alive"
by kifferen December 22, 2016
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happily leashed

When someone is whipped, but doesn't care.
"Dude, you're whipped!"
"I prefer to call it happily leashed."
by kissonthehand November 28, 2012
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Lighter Leash

An ingenious contraption that holds your lighter to your belt to prevent others from accidentally pocketing and walking off with your lighter
Eric: You got a light man? some fucker walked off with my last bic last night
Jeff: For sure bro. You really gotta invest in a lighter leash
by Fuzzadelic August 6, 2011
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