turd lapper

one who lapps turds as a dog lapps water

"look at that turd lapper"

by AJR1960 September 14, 2007

load lapper

A woman that becomes obsessed with swallowing any form of semen. Upon the sight or knoledge of semen within 5-10 meters, the " load lapper" becomes enraged with ingesting all matter in the quickest time possible.

this load lapper drained my penis of cum like a empty tube of tooth paste.

by sol harvey rosenberg July 29, 2009

First rate cunt lapper

This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”

Oh Toshi you are a first rate cunt lapper!

by Benedicte December 29, 2010

Lapper

Scotts word for tongue

Gie us a sook o yer lapper pal

by nootnootmcscoot March 19, 2020

Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.

My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.

by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021

CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER

ANALINGUS and RECTALINGUS.

On the YEAR OF THE CAT I heard this CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER really went to TOWN and got into some DEEP SHIT STEW eventually as some indiscriminately.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021

rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017