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Mother of Invention

A woman with trust issues so intent on proving her spouse is cheating when they are not, they make constant accusations about them and other women, so eventually they drive their spouse into the arms of someone else
"Aye mate, that's me single, She was the Instrument of her own downfall. Accused me of having sex with all sorts when I wasn't. So what did I do to the Mother of Invention? I went Baw Deep in her sister and left."
by Jabbamac December 8, 2018
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pewdiepie when he awkwardly tried to hug his hannd using his other hand.
pewdiepie is the one who invented clapping
by potetoe February 16, 2021
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Two-part invention

1. (music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.
• “Bach wrote 15 famous two-part inventions.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”
by bentrd August 16, 2025
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