lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019

Humpies

The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.

Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 3, 2020

Humpy

Same as sexy, but used when you don’t want your little kids aren’t old enough for you to be comfortable saying the word sex.

“Hey humpy lady!! Oppan Gangnam style“

by Kjscyp October 20, 2020

Humpy

Someone who is a bit chubby “ dumpy” but still really hot. Hot and dumpy. “ Humpy”

Dat bitch is hot, look at that bumper. She is Humpy.

by Kdawg73&sexpanther November 14, 2017

humpies

The act of rubbing your genitals against the bed, often thrusting your hips up and down to achieve an orgasm.

I was watching a pornographic movie while laying on my bed, on my stomach. I wanted to do humpies SO BAD!

by badtimeforbonzo May 10, 2018

Humpy

When someone wants to immediately bang someone else. Often compared to when a male dog feels so horny they start to thrust at an object or human's leg with no hesitation.

"Kenneth was feeling so humpy for Rachel last night, he took her to the bedroom right when she arrived at his house."

by Elegant Rat December 10, 2018

humpy

When you're hungry and it makes you grumpy.

Let's go eat, you don't want to see my humpy.

by Spazkles July 16, 2017