Bailey Hames

He’s a fucken headcase. He’ll talk you’re head off, talk utter bolloks for hours and when he’s finally done he’ll go fight a pack of ferrets for fun. Leave this cunt alone please, unless you have Yorkshire tea and chocolate hobnobs :)

Bailey Hames? Shagged my sister he did.

by BazzDaa June 1, 2020

google hames

a hames that likes to google.

a hames that finds things.

man, that google hames found something.

by hames000000 February 10, 2018

Hamed

A six foot tall man with a 10 inch shlong that can slap a person to the 16th century, he's handsome and smart

Ayo Hamed has been looking sooooo good I wish he loved me, not like my dad who left me when I 3

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Dirty hameed

When the guy is on his game and the girl is sucking his dick and he gets off right before he cums

“Ugh I really wanna do a dirty hameed rn”

by Jayla2000008 September 7, 2021

The Hame Plane

An absolute weapon on a night out. Loves sinking piss and smashing darts. Will constantly find him "Yewing" with the boys.

Guy 1: "Fuck did you see the Hame Plane last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah he was in full fucking flight! Got with a 2 as usual!"

by Burger14 March 11, 2019

Hame

A word commonly used for the most dumbass of dumbasses.

Person 1: Ms. Jackoff, what shape are the pyramids in Egypt called?
Person 2: Are you a hame?

by Aetrul York March 25, 2023

Luke Hames

A fat, rock-looking boy with poor dieting skills

Jeez, you are such a Luke Hames

by JonnyStorm69420 May 3, 2023