Golem is a card in a popular mobile game Clash royale by Supercell, if you ever encounter a person using it in game you are allowed to commit war crimes and kill yourself, because thw chances of you winning are lower than the golem user's confidence level. A person which uses golem has probably been held hostage by 15 big black men in a basement where he was raped continuously, after escaping he became addicted to sucking cock and riding huge dicks, his mother is a drug addict and his father has never returned from the store.
Josh:"Hey man you're looking kinda upset, what's up?"
Daniel:"It's just that i haven't been able to drink a gallon of fresh semen yesterday, and now im trash at playing golem."
Daniel:"It's just that i haven't been able to drink a gallon of fresh semen yesterday, and now im trash at playing golem."
by Clash Royale expert 69 December 1, 2021
Get the Golem mug.The Golem is a card in the famous game Clash Royale. Players who use Golem decks get no bitches and have no skill. They tend to just throw everything behind the Golem at the bridge during 2x elixir. After they three crown you, they start spamming free emotes such as the CRL Knight emote.
Person #1 - "Let me see your deck."
Person #2 - "Ok, here"
Person #3 - "Dude, you play golem? I bet your parents are divorced"
Person #2 - "Ok, here"
Person #3 - "Dude, you play golem? I bet your parents are divorced"
by perc O_o January 27, 2022
Get the Golem mug.A clash royale card the users of this card usually can’t get women and think they are invisible to women often paired with night witch it is the best way to come out in public “I use golem” Me-“kys
by E giant March 6, 2022
Get the Golem mug.A fan-made alternative name for the character G.I. Robot. The title "Goyim Golem" emphasizes how G.I. Robot’s actions benefit the state of Israel and suggests that its creation played a key role in supporting the foundation of Israel within the DC universe. G.I. Robot is designed to target the most unruly of goyim, specifically Nazis.
by IAmNotARacistButARealist December 7, 2025
Get the Goyim Golem mug.A "Discord Golem", (Or Discgo for short)
Is Someone who sits on Discord, A Online Platform or Groupchat All day. They only leave their house when they have to and if they had a choice they would sit on Discord Playing games/watching anime etc ALL DAY.
Similar to "Minecraft's Iron Golem", when there is a Village, there is a always Golem!
(Who is active and wanders the village regardless of whether everyone else is asleep like a Discord Golem who lurks.)
Is Someone who sits on Discord, A Online Platform or Groupchat All day. They only leave their house when they have to and if they had a choice they would sit on Discord Playing games/watching anime etc ALL DAY.
Similar to "Minecraft's Iron Golem", when there is a Village, there is a always Golem!
(Who is active and wanders the village regardless of whether everyone else is asleep like a Discord Golem who lurks.)
Gamer 1 : Good Morning Bro, Funny seeing you here in the Voice Chat Nice and Early. I hope you had a good sleep!
Gamer 2 : Sleep? Sleep is for the weak, I've been up All Night trying to grind to Level 200, I ain't missing out on the fun!
Gamer 1 : WTF, this surely isn't good for your health. Stop being a Discord Golem and GO TO SLEEP MAN! We'll play later!
Gamer 2 : Ok, Fine...
Gamer 2 : Sleep? Sleep is for the weak, I've been up All Night trying to grind to Level 200, I ain't missing out on the fun!
Gamer 1 : WTF, this surely isn't good for your health. Stop being a Discord Golem and GO TO SLEEP MAN! We'll play later!
Gamer 2 : Ok, Fine...
by -BL January 12, 2026
Get the Discord Golem mug.by Where'sGermany? February 24, 2025
Get the Goleming mug..
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025
Get the 《¤》Golem《¤》goLem《¤》goleM《¤》 mug.