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Glump

John: hey Glump, what's up?

Glump: oh, hi john.
by Glump_ December 28, 2025
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Glumping

Giving a ugly ass nigger named troy a alabama hot pocket
We are ALL glumping
by Pierre Da goat January 30, 2025
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Glumping

The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.
My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.
by Forest Glump June 2, 2024
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Cum Glump

It can be classified as the accumulation of semen within a males shaft as a result of Glumping. It can also be utilized as a derogatory term.
My doctor said I had an impressive Cum Glump built up after I glumpmaxed for a year straight.

Shut up you Cum Glump.
by Forest Glump June 2, 2024
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glump

a man with a bleached butthole and a glazing body
i met this man yesterday, he was a glump
by jasib August 2, 2024
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Glumped

Extensively baked.

(In extreme cases - Giga-glumped).
"You alright?"

"Yeah man I'm just glumped"
by MC Bunion April 7, 2024
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Glumping

The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.
Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.
by profeser.munt March 28, 2024
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