Glorp

To fuck somebody's used pad and then eat it

Dylan glorped danicas pad yesterday and he had blood and cum all over his face

by Glorper March 14, 2025

Glorp

A car or other motor vehicle operated by someone drinking alcohol while also containing other alcoholic beverages.

Hayden: We gotta head back to the hotel
Carl: Everyone file into Rudy’s glorp.

by Fusionwarrior53 June 10, 2024

glorping

"glorping" is a word from the martian language which means "jerking off"

hey dude are you glorping rn?

by PolishKitKat June 22, 2024

Glorping

Glorping is when you stick a hot metal rod into the asshole of a dead animal in an effort to rip the shit out of its ass.

He was glorping that dead hog last night it was disgusting!

by PPpoopooman768676 April 9, 2025

glorp

dumass

"she was such a glorp"

by glorpy12234 June 1, 2025

Glorping

The act of period blood coming out of a woman’s vagina.

Guy 1: “Why are you making that face?”

Woman 1: “Sorry I felt my pussy start Glorping.”

by Pipedbag February 24, 2024

glorping

1. When you're gagging but you still want to put it in your mouth
2. The onomatopoeia of meat being thrusted in one's throat, not to be confused with a "gulp" *glorp* *glorp* glorp*

I ate a $200 steak and got too excited. I ended up glorping it down
Jack starting glorping in the middle of the glizzy gulping games

by alexhasleftthechat March 15, 2024