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Glorp

A car or other motor vehicle operated by someone drinking alcohol while also containing other alcoholic beverages.
Hayden: We gotta head back to the hotel
Carl: Everyone file into Rudy’s glorp.
by Fusionwarrior53 June 10, 2024
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"glorping" is a word from the martian language which means "jerking off"
hey dude are you glorping rn?
by PolishKitKat June 22, 2024
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Glorping is when you stick a hot metal rod into the asshole of a dead animal in an effort to rip the shit out of its ass.
He was glorping that dead hog last night it was disgusting!
by PPpoopooman768676 April 9, 2025
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"she was such a glorp"
by glorpy12234 June 1, 2025
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Word implying the climax of a human male resulting in semen
Example: Male: IM BOUT TO GLORP Female: PULL OUT
by kittypan382 December 17, 2023
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To eat or drink something in a slight aggressive manner
Max was glorping on noodles because of how hungry he was
by Thrashchild August 3, 2023
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The act of period blood coming out of a woman’s vagina.
Guy 1: “Why are you making that face?”

Woman 1: “Sorry I felt my pussy start Glorping.”
by Pipedbag February 24, 2024
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