Fandango

When a male receives a hand job from a person wearing a brown paper bag on their hand a la the famous TV commercials

I just got a fandango last night and now I have five paper cuts.

by Gammakill December 23, 2008

Fandango

A code word for "orgasm".

"Lucy would you like a fandango?"
" Yes i would like a fandango."
(plural)
"Lucy would you like many fandangos?"
"Baby are you fandangoing?"

by aliciaisradtwice April 21, 2006

Grim Fandango

One of the greatest games LucasArts has ever created. The protagonist is a skeleton named Manny Calavera who works at the Department Of Death, or DOD.

"Viva la revolution!"

by The Fat Emu August 28, 2003

Slimy Fandango

The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.

She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."

by Ranchgirls November 6, 2020

Grim Fandango

The best video game of all time, bar none.

Half - Life is the second best, genre be fucked. Of course, this is all just personal opinion...

by NINny September 1, 2003

Trippin' Fandango

When all around you is illusory, senses meshing together forming a maniacally fantastic maelstrom of uniformed chaos & paranormal profundity, all of which is brought on by the ingestion of powerful hallucinogenics, such as lysergic acid dyethylemide (LSD).

Someone who is "trippin' fandango" thinks he's Jimmy Dean Sausage & is abducted by aliens & servants of Satan. He/she also is convinced mathematical improbabilities (eg 5x9=95) are now concrete realities. Said person will also rant & rave nonsensically about "fuckin' seein' some shit" when they were very young. You can spot someone like this by their fake bubba teeth, Winn Dixie vest, Z28 Camaro mesh hat & fake sideburns.

by Flakage September 19, 2009

Fecal Fandango

The act of parking ones beef bus in anothers chocolate town. Sort of like anal salsa dancing. It can get a little messy when done right, but it's well worth it.

Kevin: Ew man, I smell like duck butter and ankle skin.
Ken: Why dude?
Kevin: I did the FECAL FANDANGO with Mike last night and forgot to take a shower.

by Jexxi November 21, 2010