face

n. someone or something that is not cool
das face
face-face
curseword-face

"You're such a face"
"Damn assface"
GO SUCK A BIG FACE!

by Paddie December 4, 2004

face

1. To run into something, collide without intention

He totally faced that wall!

Jeff Gordon faced a wall at Dayton today.

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

face

What some women say when they need to put on make-up

girl#1= "I need to put on my face"
girl#2= "me too"

by Mommy's Daddy July 3, 2007

face

suffix used to add humorous emphasis on a word. commonly used by the hella tight natives of merritt island and adjoining areas.

dude, that's sweetface!

awesomeface!

by Siyanoq December 24, 2003

face

An ugly person's crime scene.

With that face you could raise up Andre 3000's self steem

by LA Clippers March 20, 2008

face

Similar to burn, harshed upon moded, diss but way more brutal. Like "haa haa" said by Nelson from The Simpsons but way more malicious. Said in conjunction with the "facemask" signal used by NFL referees when calling a facemask foul. Debate still ongoing whether doing the facemask signal is technically "facing" yourself and one should actually direct the facemask gesture toward the one you are "facing." Synonomous with facial disgracial.

Craig was trying to ride a wheelie in front of his buddy Zach when he over-balanced and landed flat on his back. Zach said "face." Luis hadn't gotten laid in three months, he was crying about it to his buddy, Dave and Dave simply said "oh, facial disgracial." Darren thanked Chris for his lame Redwings lossening up the Oilers so his team could kick their ass in the play-offs and added "facialllllllll" with a thrusting facemask meneuver

by deuce carver May 17, 2006

face

transitive verb. To move items to the front of the shelf, giving it a nice "face." Primarily an activity of deli/grocery workers, particularly those at Wawa.

"We're not paying you minimum wage to sit around on your ass. If there's nothing else to do, go face the shelves."

by Alexis January 29, 2004