Efficiency king

To do the absolute minimum in the workplace, making sure all tasks are completed to a minimum standard with absolutely no extras.

Lol he just does his work and leaves almost as if he knows his employer is nothing more than the medium by which money enters his account, he’s such an efficiency king.

by Big aldo January 1, 2022

efficient

Something this app is NOT

That source was efficient. It had all the correct information we needed!

by sushimonster271 December 19, 2021

Efficient

Another word for boring.

“Wow, Jeff is so efficient”
“You mean he’s boring?”

by PinkyWinkyGotYou April 1, 2021

Dept of govt efficiency

(D.o.g.e): what my government needs

I need a dept of govt efficiency, now. Too much

waste, abuse and fraud.

by Sexydimma November 18, 2024

Efficiency Bot

Someone who whines about efficiency and/or metrics all the time but barely does anything to actually fix it.

Vacation bot: “We call them Efficiency Bot but their full name is Corporate Efficiency Blockchain Database Metrics Champion Bot. What’s efficient about that?”

Or

Person A: “The metrics just keep getting worse!”
Person B: “Dude you’re such an Efficiency Bot. If you want the metrics to improve then start working instead of whining all day.”

by Olivesandolives June 19, 2025

Efficient Dong

When a male’s unit is not severely above average, but is preferred because it is still useful and actually less annoying to manage

I may not have the largest dong but it gets the job done with minimal hassle and is a quite efficient dong.

by Rock T June 19, 2025

efficient

The best adjective to describe the phenomenon where the Friday speech at the nearest mosque coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025

That Friday speech at the mosque was so efficient; it was like the imam had akcually read my college notes on the ability to discern between right and wrong, especially since it was delivered on Friday, October 24th, 2025!

by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025