crunt

The mix between cunt and crotch.

Don't show off your crunt. Crunt-master J, Crunt-master A, and Crunt-master Bay.

by Skichick4702 February 26, 2005

crunt

A cross between chronic and cunt

Gary: Hey Phil, what're you doing today
Phil: Friggin crunting it up

by Chris Wright March 31, 2005

crunt pig

A word of affection usually given to a man or boy in some areas of the south west of england

One hell of a crunt pig sonny, good job!

by Harry Bell June 1, 2007

crunt-sack

A type of bag used to refresh stale bread.

I put my day old bagels in a crunt-sack and within hours they were moist and fresh!

by Jezebel Lipschitz January 14, 2009

Crunt in the Nadgers

A good hard shot to the bollocks. A thump in the love spuds, right in the Queensburys . A punch in the twins. Straight in the business. A kick in the jewels. A knee to the nuts. A crisp headbutt to the testicle. A cock punch gone horribly horribly wrong.

Acknowledged by scientists as being the most painful event that can possible befall the human body. Proven to be 19 times more painful than childbirth.

You carry on acting like a dumbass and you're gonna get a crunt in the nadgers.

by renstar September 17, 2015

Crunt

A compound word made up of the words "Crikey" and "Cunt", used in a situation when the act of being a cunt is so unbearable it results in the expression "Crikey"

Conor- "Slotty, stop being such a fucking cunt."
Slotty- "Fuck of you RAAAAAAT."
Clyons- "Crikey, cunt."
Conor- "Fucking crunt."

by decrepitron August 16, 2017

crunt

Crunt is the smallest bitch in the litter.

The puppies are all small. Did you want the runt or the crunt?

by Wally Flowers June 13, 2018