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clutter blindness

A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.
wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!
by RedesignThePinecones July 26, 2021
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clutter

Something that is unused and disorganized.
"BTW for something to be "clutter" it has to be unused and disorganized. Nothing in my studio qualifies. There's methods to the madness."
by EposVox June 29, 2021
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Clutter-Fuck

A ‘Clutter-Fuck’ is the act of having sexual interactions in a noticeably messy/dirty area (e.g. - public bathroom, fast food restaurant trash in the back alley)
Me and Gina had a wild Clutter-Fuck last night, I’m still finding trash in my asshole.
by BigWelshMan May 28, 2023
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Organized clutter

The definition of organized clutter is having an area that is organized but full of clutter.
An example for organized clutter is when a room is full of junk and useless stuff making clutter. But is's organized to the person who has all that organized junk. An outsider may view this as hoarding or an abomination of clutter that needs to be cleaned. But the person who has organized clutter would view this as organize clutter because the viewer betrays this as clean clutter everything is organized the way they like it except everything is a mess because it's cluttered how it's supposed to be to that person
by Topanga Heart December 6, 2023
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Clutter bug

Someone who hoards things

Savanah Luke
You don’t need more things you’re already a clutter bug.
by anonymous September 3, 2023
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covid clutter

The accumulation of a mess in one’s home due to COVID-19. Often caused by a depressed state and the knowledge that no one will see the mess anyways.
“Hey, good to see ya. Sorry about the mess, I’m still working through the covid clutter.”
by Aspin Frederick September 9, 2022
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clutter

clit-butter: the word for vaginal smegma
When I ate her out there was so much clutter I considered getting some toast to spread it on.
by creator of clutter September 26, 2022
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