When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.
by Jennifred July 19, 2023
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A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
by Twiggish January 17, 2022
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The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.
by burgundyyyy October 15, 2022
Get the certificate merchant mug.Extraneous and morbid expensive course for basic stuff that your grandma can do on the computer, such as turning on your computer, turning off your computer, installing Google Chrome browser, changing your settings, changing the background that you see every time you turn it on, and some not useful non-sense. They most of the times provides explanations that uncovers the unnecessary price of 100 dollars that is not worth your money.
I just passed my Comptia ITF+ Certification Exam, Ms. Aponte!
Congratulations! You might use it in April Fools, because that's what this program is about! Enjoy.
Congratulations! You might use it in April Fools, because that's what this program is about! Enjoy.
by alrlilbro2024 May 6, 2025
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