STD Buffet

Fuck 10 bitches each with a different STD. Then you jump off a bridge dick first.

Q: Any plans for the weekend?
A: Yeh gonna have an STD Buffet, you?

by Batty4Life February 1, 2019

arizona buffet

The large spread of personal firearms people in Arizona take to the desert for a fun weekend of plinking. The buffet is typically varied and covers one or more picnic tables. The people attending the buffet will usually bring all or most of their guns and allow everyone in the group to take turns firing them.

Arizonan to an out-of-state visitor: " I'm taking you to the Arizona buffet this weekend. Bring some ear protection."

"What are you gonna do this weekend?"
"Going to the Arizona buffet with some work buddies."

by SaltyTeerz August 18, 2019

barf a buffet

This is a humorous expression when someone vomits a copious amount after, for example, spending an evening drinking and eating!

Gaaaawdd, Reggie went to the bathroom to barf a buffet!!!

by I, Wreckerrr June 7, 2021

Buffet squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .

by AfungusAmungus August 17, 2018

Sex-Buffet

Any man who offers his body meat for the ladies to feast on

Despite mild narcolepsy, Popey was still able to be the Sex-Buffet all the ladies wanted to dine on

by Crapfromdastreet April 23, 2015

Buffet Smell

The irrepressible musk that hangs heavy in the air around a buffet table, a pungent odour composed primarily of suitably aired scotch eggs, essentially meatless sausage rolls, pies of indiscernible filling, crisps inexplicably spread across a paper plate and cups of sugarless carbonated fruited pop, usually cherry flavoured. Can cause nausea, particularly when hungover.

'Jesus, I just got hit with the buffet smell when I walked in, I think I have to leave'

'What's with the rancid buffet smell in here?'

'Ian, can you eat your scotch eggs, sausage rolls and pickle pork pie somewhere else? It smells like a buffet in here.'

by ianettegubbins July 18, 2012

British Buffet

To eat sushi off the naked body of your partner.

Hey do you want to grab dinner tonight? Sorry I can't. I'm going to a British buffet.

by Flatulent Mascot April 1, 2017