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Bartholomew

Just about the nicest man you've ever met. Very sweet, kind, and supportive. An easy friend to make for even introverted people. A huge nerd in stuff but a very funny and cute one, knowledgeable about random topics, and would rant on for hours on end about it. He's super confident in everything and aspires to be someone great.
He's one of the only people you'll meet with a smile on their face even when things are tough.
Person 1: Have you heard how hot Bartholomew was?
Person 2: Hes so dreamy and hot!
by Obcibedez August 16, 2023
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Bartholomew

My name is Barry Allen
and I am the fastest man alive.
When I was a child I saw mother killed
by something impossible.
My father went to prison for her murder.
Then an accident made me the impossible.
To the outside world I'm an ordinary
forensic scientist but secretly, I use

my speed to fight crime and find others
like me.
And one day I'll find who killed my
mother and get justice for my father.
I am The Flash!
Woah! He runs really fast he must be a Bartholomew!!!

Ba na ninonino ba na ninonino bado bado ba na ninonino ba nInInonIno bado bado bwwaaaaa bwwaaaaa
by DOODOOOFARTnigga1942 August 29, 2023
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Bartholomew Simpson

Bartholomew Simpson also know as Bart Simpson should be part of the Dingleverse for his Goofy ahh first name.
Fox: Season 33 of the Simpsons premiered the 26th of September 2021
Bartholomew Simpsons: Eat My Shorts!
by Bartholomew Simpson June 13, 2022
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Bartholomew James

A meanie who scowls so you punch him in the face. evil little mischievous boy. alternatively known as brad.
God! Bartholomew James is scowling again! I need to teach him a lesson
by slayqueen69 August 21, 2022
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Bartholomew Jameson

Quandale: look guys it's my goofy ah uncle Bartholomew Jameson
by BartholomewJameson May 11, 2022
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Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup
Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.
by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022
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