thank you for your tweet

Sarcastic. Told when someone interrupts the discussion with irrelevant things.

Alice: We should put on a deadline for this project.
Brad: Deadlines don't work on me though.
Alice: Then we're never gonna finish this then!
Brad: I'll help, it's just the deadline is just gonna make things worse.
Jessica: BTW, I bumped into my nephew yesterday, it was really cute.
Brad: ???
Alice: ... thank you for your tweet.

by AI AWM October 30, 2019

You slappy your grandpappy

the yo mama joke but better.

Teacher: "Greg, can you please come up to the class?"
Greg: "Yo momma!"
Teacher: "Greg, I don't appreciate that language!"
Greg: "You slappy your grandpappy!"
Teacher: "Stop it, Greg!"
Greg: "Your great grandmammy has a big fanny

by Zodiac Zach September 25, 2021

You Bet Your Fern

used in the book IT by Stephen King the kids use it in place of 'you bet your ass'

Person 1: So was that fun or what?
Person 2: You bet your fern it was.

by 'Salem November 11, 2009

you dropped your face

When a girl usually wears make up it is a rude insult implying that they’re ugly without it..

“Hey Brittany you dropped something”

“What”

“You dropped your face😂😂”

by Mamasita123 May 5, 2018

you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Used to indicate that the other person's speech has become too obscene or vulgar.

― "Chris doesn't like my hair up. I don't like my hair up. I'm not wearing my fucking hair up."

― "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

by 3h$@n December 6, 2012

Love you, love your show

Opening sentiments given to a call-in radio show from a regular listener.

Radio DJ: "Caller #1"
Caller #1: "Love you, Love your show. I'd like to comment on the story involving..."

by MichelleCreek March 25, 2011

you shut your whore mouth

When something is said to you and you found it slightly offensive and wish to make a joke of the situation while also disregarding the remark.

Bob: You're bad and you should feel bad.
You: You shut your whore mouth!

by flowflow June 12, 2014