Wordle

A game where two men take turns riding the clock in the bathroom. Each person takes a turn playing hangman with their own turd. The loser has the eat the turd.

Rob beat Dave at wordle again. That’s why Dave’s breath stinks.

by Logman815 March 14, 2022

Wordle Slut

When you share your Wordle stats with 2+ more people or group texts.

Me: So when I sent out my wordle score to Mike we had the same…
Brian: Wait wait, you’re telling me you share your wordle with others?
Me: yeah I send to you guys, ragamuffins and Ben

Brian: You’re a wordle slut!

by Malbowlory March 18, 2022

wordleing

v. Wasting time on a pseudo-intelligent pursuit.

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You still playing that Candy Crush! Not me. Look at how my brain case be growing. That is all wordleing bro!

by gnostic3 March 21, 2022

Wordle

The game that made my parents disown me for being dumb as fuck

Person 1: Have you done the wordle today? :D
Person 2: Yeah, that game got my parents to realize what a dumb fuck I am!

by QueerEmi March 27, 2022

wordle

guess a word in 6 tries and use the hints, yellow tiles for right letter wrong placement and grey tile its not a letter in the word and the green tile its a word but in the correct place

maynaise on the escalator gender boy: OMG I BEATEN WORDLE IN 1 TRY
stupid man: wow i got it on the 69th try im so cool im better

by biggestpledintheuniversealstat April 7, 2022

Wordle

A stupidly easy game that fat fucks play in order to feel happy.

Motherfuck, that dickhead is playing wordle again!

by im not a newb April 16, 2022

Wordle Edging

The act of someone holding their Wordle solution until the 6th & final guess which leads into a more pleasant sense of Wordle satisfaction. This can be for self gratification or for the pleasure of the people with whom you are sharing your Wordle Solution Grid via text or social media.

I almost blew my load by inadvertently solving on Guess 3, but I was able to intentionally hold off and solve on Guess 6, successfully Wordle Edging right up until the last possible moment and seeing that lovely “PHEW” for a very satisfactory outcome.

by Wordle Trash December 20, 2024