Windows

Proof that supply and demand are more important than downloading a 300MB incomplete kernel for free.

Windows is definitely worth more than the $200 I spent on it.

by Tre September 29, 2003

Windows

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.

Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.

by IkeM September 27, 2003

Windows

A virus that people buy to make their computer "Run faster then Linux!".

I wasted $300 on Windows XP and it doesn't even work on my computer!

by unix_hacker September 8, 2004

Windows

A bad imitation of a Macintosh Apple.

Windows is like a Macintosh Apple only not as good.

by robin graves February 21, 2004

Windows

The gayest OS in the world.

Me: Fuck this shit, I'm askin' mom for a Macintosh!

by Rap suxx0rs January 21, 2004

Windows

A graphical shell for downloading and burning Linux install CDs

"Did you actually install Windows on this machine?"
"Yes, but it's the only machine I have access to and I need to download an ISO to install Linux."

by Fredrik Lindroth May 9, 2008

Windows

windows xp: a sucky OS that crashes every 5 minutes,
even more assed up coz it slows down after every installation and after every download,often caused by stupid assed programmers who wrote the stupid program

windows xp, the worst OS since the invention of computers

by charli January 19, 2004