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VAR

Video review system introduced in football by Papa Infantino to give away penalties to Argentina.
It was supposed to make the game fairer but controversial decisions are still being made
Argentina has been so grossly favored by VAR decisions that people are starting to refer to this country as Vargentina.

Real Madrid has been so grossly favored by VAR decisions that people are starting to refer to this small team as Real Vardrid.
by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023
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Var

It stands for "Vehicular Ass Raping" - otherwise known commonly as tailgating.
"This asshole is varring me"
by follow me on Instagram December 25, 2021
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Var for the huzz used as a playful edgy sentence saying they need a anavar for sexual performance rather than it’s bodybuilding purposes
by Blackpillgymcell July 2, 2025
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turk var mi

what all the turks say in 2b2t chat.
anybody: "turk var mi"
Portal2trap: "VAR"
burgerturk: "var" (he is sapsal)
by olstar123 December 27, 2025
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A sexy male that has charming eyes and has a positive attitude. He is a unique person if you find a var don’t lose him
by God51 November 24, 2021
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Var is a noun to describe playful jealousy

This word comes from early 2023 made up by millennials to stay relevant and relatable to gen z but quickly disappeared the origins of exactly who made it is unknown
1“I’m so var of your cute new shoes

2“You’re just var because I have a cool bag”
by Wise traveler July 10, 2024
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Var-Sigma Male

A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies — and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.
"I heard you hooked up with Trent?"
"Yeah, he's a total var-sigma male"
by Wubby Counter-Terrorist March 17, 2024
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