coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force

i really have no fucking idea.

Dude 1: "Dude, i'm writing my science exam tomorrow! What's a coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force?
Dude 2: Honestly Dude? no fucking idea...

by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 25, 2010

van der Mik

best damn last name there ever is, ever was, ever will be!

that girl has van der Mik written all over her face, she;s the bomb!

by Momoko16 October 18, 2008

van der zee

the very best beer drinkers and weed smokers. they love having a beer and they are really weird and awkward. but incredibly handsome. everyone loves them...

wow that van der zee is verry awesomely weird...

by i like licking pokeballs July 31, 2017

Aart van der Riet

Aart is someone that says he will do the presentation as planned, when he extually made a better one.

Aart van der Riet and his brains are trash, but Tobias is the coolest!

by tobitaart June 9, 2020

ruben stywes van der berg

Ruben is an stuttering wwwanker, he sometimes forgets his name and struggles to talk in general. He is a nice and fun person and also a big advocate for bafana bafana. In general a great guy.

A pretty girl: "What's your name?"
ruben stywes van der berg: ""

by Miernes1234 November 12, 2023

Armand Van Der Merew

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.

Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.

by Jason with a C July 25, 2023