VAR

Video review system introduced in football by Papa Infantino to give away penalties to Argentina.
It was supposed to make the game fairer but controversial decisions are still being made

Argentina has been so grossly favored by VAR decisions that people are starting to refer to this country as Vargentina.

Real Madrid has been so grossly favored by VAR decisions that people are starting to refer to this small team as Real Vardrid.

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

Var

It stands for "Vehicular Ass Raping" - otherwise known commonly as tailgating.

"This asshole is varring me"

by follow me on Instagram December 25, 2021

VAR

Video Action Reply.

Oddly this scientifically backed technological breakthrough is doubted by a small yet vocal collective of men from Sheffield, Stow & Granton who believe this mythical video technology is some mental government conspiracy to make football vile & rotten. There is no claim that it’s being used to Sheffield Wednesday’s advantage as they as pish as always. There is also evidence that the collective is actually one man.

A shaken Adam Prostley said: “I hate VAR & the council. They’re both vile rat 🐀 scum”.

by Riach December 11, 2020

Var

It’s anavar

Var for the huzz used as a playful edgy sentence saying they need a anavar for sexual performance rather than it’s bodybuilding purposes

by Blackpillgymcell July 2, 2025

turk var mi

what all the turks say in 2b2t chat.

anybody: "turk var mi"
Portal2trap: "VAR"
burgerturk: "var" (he is sapsal)

by olstar123 December 27, 2025

Var

Var is a noun to describe playful jealousy

This word comes from early 2023 made up by millennials to stay relevant and relatable to gen z but quickly disappeared the origins of exactly who made it is unknown

1“I’m so var of your cute new shoes”

2“You’re just var because I have a cool bag”

by Wise traveler July 10, 2024

Var-Sigma Male

A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies — and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.

"I heard you hooked up with Trent?"
"Yeah, he's a total var-sigma male"

by Wubby Counter-Terrorist March 17, 2024