Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009

three flys up

Sexual act performed with a male masturbating in a chair with his back to three women. Upon ejaculating, he shoots his load over his shoulder and the three women waiting compete to see who can catch his load in their mouth. First to women to catch 3 wins.

see also: white magician, sacrifice fly

"Playing three flys up with your mouth is hard, we should be allowed to use baseball gloves"

by therube February 24, 2010

eat that three up

suck my dick

mark: girl shut up

tisha: you shut up

Mark: eat that three up.

by kauliflour May 2, 2019

up three’s

the same as upto - meaning what are you doing.
could be used rhetorically or as a literal way of asking someone what they are doing

*someone does something stupid*
person 1: bro, up three’s?

person 2 (stupid one): i don’t even know bro
—
person 1: up theee’s?
person 2: i’m just walking my fish hbu

by flashbackmary September 13, 2021

Three Fingers Up

You force innocent girls to go behind the respect barrier

Frank, who holds three fingers up, demanded ollie’s missus went behind the respect barrier

by SHUSHMAN101 December 30, 2022

three fingers up

three fingers up if you madly obsessed with matthew gray gubler

define that means “three fingers up” she must be obsessed with matthew gray gubler

by nounymous April 14, 2023

Three up

A dweeb looking individual with patchy, pubic looking facial hair. Awarded various colloquial terms for the diarrhoea that flows from its mouth. Will feel vulnerable if threatened but will not fight back. Prefers the city, and dark rooms, but also known to frequent northern areas. A sexual illusionist who boasts of threesome activity and enjoys the company of fish and loves a good xmas party.

I really hope Three Up is coming to the xmas party.

by Notaratto October 31, 2022