thatch scratch

A good scratch of your pubic area.

Life felt better after a good thatch scratch.

by Billy Thatchweaver February 7, 2021

Thatch

Choosing and OP character in any game and curve stomping your friends with it. and to have the nerve to say easy game after.

Being and absolute cunt

Why’d you got to go with that Thatch

by Mad dig 64 December 28, 2021

Thatch

Thatch - a slang word meaning “cover yourself” or “back away”

“Gotta thatch from my ex no cap!”
“Thatch dude! He’s gonna jump you!”

by Michael Anonymous July 31, 2021

Thatch

A messy bitch

My boss won't give me a raise. He's such a thatch!

by TheBagelLord March 4, 2025

Thatching

(th-ahh-tch)

The act of being felched/munted/sexually pleased by a barn animal

Thatch as in thatch roofing out of hay

I love thatching with the pigs and horses

by Mythyk April 25, 2024